One of my goals while in this realm is to sample all of the varieties of ‘poptart’.
My comrades in SHIELD often ask if I have chosen a favorite yet, but this is very difficult. They are all delicious in their own unique ways!
Thor, I do not remember sending you to Midgard to gorge yourself on human delicacies. Have you become so gluttonous, to selfishly preoccupy yourself without thinking of your duties?
Father, you do not understand! This is not a simple dicotommy dichot question of protecting Midgard or eating poptarts. It is the custom here to eat poptarts while fighting to avoid skipping a meal.
(Source: memories-to-come)
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Thor, as amusing as it is to watch you try to lie, you should really leave these things to the experts.
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